Mr. Glascott Quote #76
Quote from Mr. Glascott in Horse Play
Mr. Glascott: While our fingers are crossed for NYU, let's take a look at some of your back-ups. How do you feel about Tulane?
Beverly: Oh, New Orleans. Ah, the Big Easy. Po'boys with my boy. Mm.
Adam: What else you got?
Mr. Glascott: There's Northwestern.
Beverly: Ooh, Chicago, home of the Bears. Mama and baby.
Mr. Glascott: University of Miami?
Beverly: Well, if the rhythm doesn't get you, my nom-noms will.
Adam: Is there anywhere I can go next year where she can't follow me?
Mr. Glascott: Well, there is this all-male Jesuit school in northern Minnesota.
Adam: Set up the interview.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Horse Play’ Quotes
Quote from Murray
Brea: Wait, yours says "Beverly Goldberg."
Murray: Ah, that's probably just a typo. Whoo-hoo! We did it, Bevy! They're in college! Now they're society's problem.
Adam: I'm supposed to go to NYU as her?
Murray: Oh, look at Mr. Big Pants here. Too good to go to college as his mom.
Adam: How would that even work?
Murray: We'll Tootsie you. Bevy, get me a sparkling red dress, some curlers, and a bucket of makeup.
Quote from Beverly
Adam: I need answers. Why does NYU think I'm you?
Beverly: Surprise! I applied to NYU and got in. Yay! Dreams do come true.
Adam: Do they? Do they?!
Beverly: I mean, did I want to spend the next four years with my baby as his best friend/study buddy? Of course I did. Did I think it would actually happen? Of course, again.
Murray: And you thought this was a good idea?
Beverly: What I was thinking is that he shouldn't go to his dream school without his dream girl.
Brea: I'm gonna go.
Adam: Run. I would, too, if I didn't have exercise-related asthma.
Beverly: See you around the student union, fellow Bobcat. Roar!
Quote from Geoff
Erica: Not only am I wrongly blamed for putting your father's porcelain horses in unspeakable positions, but worse, you thought I did it.
Geoff: Well, in my defense, I actually kind of liked that you did it.
Erica: What are you saying right now?
Geoff: I'm saying I like bad girls. Like Olivia Newton-John in Grease, when she was pretending to be someone she wasn't. Ooh-la-la.
Erica: Oh, my God. You don't even know what a bad girl is.