Barry Quote #1311
Quote from Barry in Horse Play
Barry: Louie! Erica's birthday airball is the perfect segue to my gift.
Lou Schwartz: This is very exciting!
Barry: This certificate entitles the bearer to one... [chuckles] ...game of Horse against me, which I will dominate.
Joanne: To be arranged around Barry's schedule and mood.
Lou Schwartz: And Horse tracks with my love of horses.
Erica: Is that a Bomb Pop wrapper?
Barry: It doesn't matter what it's on, it's a sacred covenant between two men.
Erica: One of whom has a blue tongue.
Lou Schwartz: Hope you saved some room for my famous waffles.
Barry: [laughs] I did not, but that won't stop me. [both lauhg]
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Horse Play’ Quotes
Quote from Murray
Brea: Wait, yours says "Beverly Goldberg."
Murray: Ah, that's probably just a typo. Whoo-hoo! We did it, Bevy! They're in college! Now they're society's problem.
Adam: I'm supposed to go to NYU as her?
Murray: Oh, look at Mr. Big Pants here. Too good to go to college as his mom.
Adam: How would that even work?
Murray: We'll Tootsie you. Bevy, get me a sparkling red dress, some curlers, and a bucket of makeup.
Quote from Beverly
Adam: I need answers. Why does NYU think I'm you?
Beverly: Surprise! I applied to NYU and got in. Yay! Dreams do come true.
Adam: Do they? Do they?!
Beverly: I mean, did I want to spend the next four years with my baby as his best friend/study buddy? Of course I did. Did I think it would actually happen? Of course, again.
Murray: And you thought this was a good idea?
Beverly: What I was thinking is that he shouldn't go to his dream school without his dream girl.
Brea: I'm gonna go.
Adam: Run. I would, too, if I didn't have exercise-related asthma.
Beverly: See you around the student union, fellow Bobcat. Roar!
Quote from Geoff
Erica: Not only am I wrongly blamed for putting your father's porcelain horses in unspeakable positions, but worse, you thought I did it.
Geoff: Well, in my defense, I actually kind of liked that you did it.
Erica: What are you saying right now?
Geoff: I'm saying I like bad girls. Like Olivia Newton-John in Grease, when she was pretending to be someone she wasn't. Ooh-la-la.
Erica: Oh, my God. You don't even know what a bad girl is.