Dave Kim Quote #91
Quote from Dave Kim in Alligator Schwartz
Dave Kim: Guys, guess what happened?
JC Spink: Puberty?
Brian: Say goodbye to clear skin and hello to weird feelings about your mom's friend Janet.
Dave Kim: I just got asked to prom by Sydney!
JC Spink: Sydney the cheerleader asked you, with that haircut? Explain yourself.
Dave Kim: She just walked up and did it. I kind of blacked out after that, but it's real.
Adam: But what about White Swan Park?
Dave Kim: Screw White Swan. I'm going to prom with the hottest girl in school. No offense, Brea.
Brea: Women aren't some commodity for you to rank.
Dave Kim: Fine, you're co-number ones.
Brian: Dave Kim, I'm impressed.
JC Spink: Yeah, your face suddenly looks less punchable.
Dave Kim: Oh, man. I gotta get my magician's tux from the trunk in the attic. The Amazing Dave is amazing again.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Alligator Schwartz’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, Australia was everywhere. We went mad for Men at Work and all-in on Olivia Newton-John. But for my brother Barry, the only Aussie that mattered was Crocodile Dundee.
Barry: He's stepping on those New Yorkers with boots covered in kangaroo dung, and they love him for it!
Geoff: And who deserves to live happily ever after more than a leathery Australian man who threatens city folk with a giant knife?
Barry: Stop being mopey. It's annoying.
Geoff: I'm sorry if my lack of joy inconveniences you. I'm still reeling from my break-up with your sister.
Barry: When a bloke loses his Sheila, it's worse than when a dingo steals your baby.
Geoff: Your words are nonsense, but your tone is comforting, so thank you, I guess?
Quote from Barry
Barry: Probably the case of Vegemite I ordered. I bought a ton because there's no way it's not delicious.
Quote from Geoff
Geoff: Tell her there's nobody from Australia or anyone else in the world that I'd rather be with! Tell her I love her!
Beverly: [gasps] He says he...
Erica: I heard him! Get out of my way! [goes to the window] You love me?
Geoff: More than anything. I did what you wanted. I sampled life to find out what makes me happy, and I discovered there's only one thing... you.
Erica: Stay there.
Geoff: I'm not going anywhere.
Beverly: Mama did it again.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] That's the thing about finding the people you're supposed to be with. There might be highs and lows, ups and downs, but if you hang in there, it turns out to be more than worth it.