Murray Quote #973

Quote from Murray in Alligator Schwartz

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Prom night had taken an ugly turn. Fortunately, my dad was always there. Not always there for me, just always there.
Murray: What are you doing home? [Adam turns the TV off] Hey.
Adam: Remember when you told me to get Dave Kim a date to prom?
Murray: Not even in the slightest.
Adam: I did. But then he acted like a cocky jerk, so I embarrassed him. But it was really bad.
Murray: Here's the thing about prom.
Adam: I know, it's just some dumb dance you're never gonna remember.
Murray: It's one of the biggest nights of your life. It's the last night celebrating with all your friends before you go in different directions.
Adam: What the hell? The only time I've seen you this sentimental is when you sadly finished the Pepperidge Farm Christmas basket.
Murray: Food. I love it.

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 ‘Alligator Schwartz’ Quotes

Quote from Barry

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, Australia was everywhere. We went mad for Men at Work and all-in on Olivia Newton-John. But for my brother Barry, the only Aussie that mattered was Crocodile Dundee.
Barry: He's stepping on those New Yorkers with boots covered in kangaroo dung, and they love him for it!
Geoff: And who deserves to live happily ever after more than a leathery Australian man who threatens city folk with a giant knife?
Barry: Stop being mopey. It's annoying.
Geoff: I'm sorry if my lack of joy inconveniences you. I'm still reeling from my break-up with your sister.
Barry: When a bloke loses his Sheila, it's worse than when a dingo steals your baby.
Geoff: Your words are nonsense, but your tone is comforting, so thank you, I guess?

Quote from Barry

Barry: Probably the case of Vegemite I ordered. I bought a ton because there's no way it's not delicious.

Quote from Geoff

Geoff: Tell her there's nobody from Australia or anyone else in the world that I'd rather be with! Tell her I love her!
Beverly: [gasps] He says he...
Erica: I heard him! Get out of my way! [goes to the window] You love me?
Geoff: More than anything. I did what you wanted. I sampled life to find out what makes me happy, and I discovered there's only one thing... you.
Erica: Stay there.
Geoff: I'm not going anywhere.
Beverly: Mama did it again.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] That's the thing about finding the people you're supposed to be with. There might be highs and lows, ups and downs, but if you hang in there, it turns out to be more than worth it.