Beverly Quote #1383
Quote from Beverly in Daddy Daughter Day 2
Beverly: Poopsie-pie. Your slumping frame wouldn't have anything to do with the senior prank, would it? Principal Ball told the faculty to be on high alert.
Adam: No. Maybe. I'm so conflicted, Mama.
Beverly: Oh. You can share anything with me. Secrets. Soup. Vows we write to each other and then exchange in an intimate ceremony between family and friends.
Adam: I guess I'm okay with the soup. But my friends asked me to desecrate the William Penn statue. If I get caught, NYU will never let me in.
Beverly: Now, as Quaker Warden, I'll put a stop to it.
Adam: But no one can know it was me.
Beverly: Mama is always discreet. And if you still want to make your mark, I have the perfect idea... a mother-son prank.
Adam: How about a mother-son quietly go their separate ways?
Beverly: Yes, you're in. You'll go up at assembly and say, "My mama was the best part about high school," and then I'll go up and give you kissies!
Adam: That's not a prank. That's just me committing social suicide.
Beverly: Oh, son. [laughs]
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Daddy Daughter Day 2’ Quotes
Quote from Dave Kim
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, it felt like I grew up at school. From crashing assemblies to crushing school dances, I found lots of ways to leave my mark. But that didn't matter now that I was an upperclassman, 'cause nothing cemented your legacy quite like your senior prank.
JC Spink: Fellow seniors, throw out your prank suggestions. No bad ideas.
Dave Kim: We all come to school wearing turtlenecks.
JC Spink: There are bad ideas.
Quote from Dave Kim
JC Spink: I mean, we gotta hit that statue now. Ball basically just told us to.
Brea: What if we just dressed him up in an embarrassing outfit?
Dave Kim: Adam, you have tons of shameful costumes, right?
Adam: Normally, I'd jump at the chance to show off my collection of screen-worn memorabilia, but Principal Ball made it pretty clear... that statue's a big no-no.
Dave Kim: Dude, this is our senior prank. It's our last chance. Once we're adults, pranks are called crimes.
Quote from Murray
Beverly: Okay, Murray, I need a box of tissues, fashion magazines, and a block of chocolate big enough to dance on. My baby needs her mama!
Murray: [TV shuts off] I got a better idea. I'll handle it.
Beverly: Up-bup. Handle what?
Murray: Oh, the blubbering one.
Beverly: No offense, Murray, but when Barry had a broken heart, you told him to zip it or take it outside.
Murray: That's because She's the Sheriff was on. This is different.