Adam Quote #1261
Quote from Adam in The Dating Game
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Feeling guilty for having broken my dad's heart, my mom was looking to the sea for answers, but the only thing coming out of there was me.
Beverly: Oh, no, Schmoo. What happened?
Adam: I surfed!
Beverly: Wait. You paddled out there?
Adam: No. I went to clean my toes of icky sand in the water, but the undertow took me! [Beverly gasps] And my feet couldn't touch bottom! [Beverly gasps] But that's not the worst of it. There was a fin in the water!
Beverly: A shark?!
Adam: Jaws himself!
Beverly: So what happened?
Adam: I scrambled onto my board... [smooches] ...just as a wave yanked me into its grip and hurled me toward shore. [Beverly gasps] And it turns out that fin was a dolphin! [Beverly gasps] And she smiled at me.
Beverly: So I guess it kind of worked out.
Adam: I get it now. It's special here. Dad's right.
Murray: Maybe he is. So, wait. H-How did you break your board?
Adam: Oh, this is from the revolving door of the Marriott when I went to pee.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Dating Game’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Murray: I bought a beach house!
Beverly: What did he say?
Murray: Beach house!
Adam: I think he said "bean chow." He wants to eat more beans.
Beverly: That makes the most sense.
Quote from Murray
Beverly: There's just so much to take in. [chuckles] You know? Like... What the hell are you wearing?
Adam: Dad made me! He keeps yelling I'm a beach kid now.
Murray: Damn right you are. And you're gonna make a sand angel, and you're gonna have sandball fights, and you're gonna carve a beautiful sandman!
Adam: Sandman? The guy that makes you sleep?
Murray: I don't know beach talk, but I do know this... you better not spoil your mom's dream.
Quote from Beverly
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, there was no show quite like The Dating Game, where bachelors and bachelorettes competed with innuendo-filled questions for a chance at romance.
Woman: [on TV] If I were a car, describe the hand-wash I could expect from you.
Adam: The words they're saying are innocent, but the meanings are not. [chuckles]
Beverly: Just so you know, Squishy, if we were ever on this show, I'd pick you every time.
Adam: In what world would we be on a dating show together?
Beverly: Never forget I will always be the first girl you ever kissed.
Adam: I never considered that until now.