Adult Adam: [v.o.] Feeling guilty for having broken my dad's heart, my mom was looking to the sea for answers, but the only thing coming out of there was me.
Beverly: Oh, no, Schmoo. What happened?
Adam: I surfed!
Beverly: Wait. You paddled out there?
Adam: No. I went to clean my toes of icky sand in the water, but the undertow took me! [Beverly gasps] And my feet couldn't touch bottom! [Beverly gasps] But that's not the worst of it. There was a fin in the water!
Beverly: A shark?!
Adam: Jaws himself!
Beverly: So what happened?
Adam: I scrambled onto my board... [smooches] ...just as a wave yanked me into its grip and hurled me toward shore. [Beverly gasps] And it turns out that fin was a dolphin! [Beverly gasps] And she smiled at me.
Beverly: So I guess it kind of worked out.
Adam: I get it now. It's special here. Dad's right.
Murray: Maybe he is. So, wait. H-How did you break your board?
Adam: Oh, this is from the revolving door of the Marriott when I went to pee.