Geoff Quote #279

Quote from Geoff in The Dating Game

Geoff: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we were just friends being friends. You didn't come here to stop my date, did you?
Erica: Of course not! I came here to taste the sea! And all right, Mandy. It's a restaurant, not the alley behind the restaurant.
Geoff: You know... I don't get it, Erica. You broke up with me. You told me to go find myself, and that's what I'm doing. Come on, Mandy.
Mandy: [gasps] Is it shrimp time?
Geoff: Almost!

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 ‘The Dating Game’ Quotes

Quote from Adam

Murray: I bought a beach house!
Beverly: What did he say?
Murray: Beach house!
Adam: I think he said "bean chow." He wants to eat more beans.
Beverly: That makes the most sense.

Quote from Murray

Beverly: There's just so much to take in. [chuckles] You know? Like... What the hell are you wearing?
Adam: Dad made me! He keeps yelling I'm a beach kid now.
Murray: Damn right you are. And you're gonna make a sand angel, and you're gonna have sandball fights, and you're gonna carve a beautiful sandman!
Adam: Sandman? The guy that makes you sleep?
Murray: I don't know beach talk, but I do know this... you better not spoil your mom's dream.

Quote from Beverly

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, there was no show quite like The Dating Game, where bachelors and bachelorettes competed with innuendo-filled questions for a chance at romance.
Woman: [on TV] If I were a car, describe the hand-wash I could expect from you.
Adam: The words they're saying are innocent, but the meanings are not. [chuckles]
Beverly: Just so you know, Squishy, if we were ever on this show, I'd pick you every time.
Adam: In what world would we be on a dating show together?
Beverly: Never forget I will always be the first girl you ever kissed.
Adam: I never considered that until now.