Beverly Quote #1378
Quote from Beverly in The Dating Game
Beverly: I just need a little help first. You're a contractor, right?
Bill Lewis: I sell tile!
Beverly: So you have a hammer. It's all the same.
Bill Lewis: Please just ask me whatever hugely imposing favor this is.
Beverly: Murray has bought a beach house.
Bill Lewis: How incredibly generous of him.
Beverly: It's a dump and I hate it!
Bill Lewis: And now we know why you're here. You want me to say the terrible things so you don't have to.
Beverly: You tell Murray how costly it'll be to fix. The thought of spending a single penny more will reawaken his cheapness, and then I won't have to live in the house from The Munsters.
Bill Lewis: I'm available next Tuesday.
Beverly: We're going now.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Dating Game’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Murray: I bought a beach house!
Beverly: What did he say?
Murray: Beach house!
Adam: I think he said "bean chow." He wants to eat more beans.
Beverly: That makes the most sense.
Quote from Murray
Beverly: There's just so much to take in. [chuckles] You know? Like... What the hell are you wearing?
Adam: Dad made me! He keeps yelling I'm a beach kid now.
Murray: Damn right you are. And you're gonna make a sand angel, and you're gonna have sandball fights, and you're gonna carve a beautiful sandman!
Adam: Sandman? The guy that makes you sleep?
Murray: I don't know beach talk, but I do know this... you better not spoil your mom's dream.
Quote from Beverly
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, there was no show quite like The Dating Game, where bachelors and bachelorettes competed with innuendo-filled questions for a chance at romance.
Woman: [on TV] If I were a car, describe the hand-wash I could expect from you.
Adam: The words they're saying are innocent, but the meanings are not. [chuckles]
Beverly: Just so you know, Squishy, if we were ever on this show, I'd pick you every time.
Adam: In what world would we be on a dating show together?
Beverly: Never forget I will always be the first girl you ever kissed.
Adam: I never considered that until now.