Beverly: I just need a little help first. You're a contractor, right?
Bill Lewis: I sell tile!
Beverly: So you have a hammer. It's all the same.
Bill Lewis: Please just ask me whatever hugely imposing favor this is.
Beverly: Murray has bought a beach house.
Bill Lewis: How incredibly generous of him.
Beverly: It's a dump and I hate it!
Bill Lewis: And now we know why you're here. You want me to say the terrible things so you don't have to.
Beverly: You tell Murray how costly it'll be to fix. The thought of spending a single penny more will reawaken his cheapness, and then I won't have to live in the house from The Munsters.
Bill Lewis: I'm available next Tuesday.
Beverly: We're going now.