Barry Quote #1264
Quote from Barry in The Dating Game
Adult Adam: [v.o.] As Erica fumbled her way into a date, Barry was prepping Geoff for game-show success.
Barry: Winning The Dating Game is all about one thing. [Joanne giggles] ANUS.
Geoff: I thought there was nothing that could make me want to do this less, but there it is.
Barry: A is for "Alpha Status." You need to dominate the other contestants around you by saying things like, "Wow, Bachelor Number Two, have your eyes always been so far apart, or is your mother an elephant seal?"
Geoff: I thought it was light flirting and being affable, but I'll be awful, I guess.
Barry: Moving on to U and S, a.k.a. "Us."
Geoff: Wait. Us? What about the N?
Barry: N in this case stands for "nothing." I just really wanted to spell "Anus."
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Dating Game’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Murray: I bought a beach house!
Beverly: What did he say?
Murray: Beach house!
Adam: I think he said "bean chow." He wants to eat more beans.
Beverly: That makes the most sense.
Quote from Murray
Beverly: There's just so much to take in. [chuckles] You know? Like... What the hell are you wearing?
Adam: Dad made me! He keeps yelling I'm a beach kid now.
Murray: Damn right you are. And you're gonna make a sand angel, and you're gonna have sandball fights, and you're gonna carve a beautiful sandman!
Adam: Sandman? The guy that makes you sleep?
Murray: I don't know beach talk, but I do know this... you better not spoil your mom's dream.
Quote from Beverly
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, there was no show quite like The Dating Game, where bachelors and bachelorettes competed with innuendo-filled questions for a chance at romance.
Woman: [on TV] If I were a car, describe the hand-wash I could expect from you.
Adam: The words they're saying are innocent, but the meanings are not. [chuckles]
Beverly: Just so you know, Squishy, if we were ever on this show, I'd pick you every time.
Adam: In what world would we be on a dating show together?
Beverly: Never forget I will always be the first girl you ever kissed.
Adam: I never considered that until now.