Erica Quote #562
Quote from Erica in The Dating Game
Lisa: See that cute guy over there? He's already given you three refills. He totally digs you. [Erica gasps] [singsong voice] And he's coming over here.
Erica: What? No, no, no. I can't talk to human boys. Oh, here's one now.
Heath: Can I top you off?
Erica: Sure. Love your beans. Coffee beans, I mean. Other beans I like... garbanzo, pinto, mung. [Lisa kicks Erica under the table] Ow! So, Heat. That's an unusual name. Are your parents big fans of NBA expansion teams?
Heath: It's Heath. Like the candy bar.
Erica: You can call me Whatchamacallit. [thud] Ow!
Heath: So, I'm wondering, do you maybe want to hang out sometime?
Erica: Wow. So I guess I didn't have to list off all those beans. [thud] Ow! And, yes, for sure. Let's hang.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Dating Game’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Murray: I bought a beach house!
Beverly: What did he say?
Murray: Beach house!
Adam: I think he said "bean chow." He wants to eat more beans.
Beverly: That makes the most sense.
Quote from Murray
Beverly: There's just so much to take in. [chuckles] You know? Like... What the hell are you wearing?
Adam: Dad made me! He keeps yelling I'm a beach kid now.
Murray: Damn right you are. And you're gonna make a sand angel, and you're gonna have sandball fights, and you're gonna carve a beautiful sandman!
Adam: Sandman? The guy that makes you sleep?
Murray: I don't know beach talk, but I do know this... you better not spoil your mom's dream.
Quote from Beverly
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, there was no show quite like The Dating Game, where bachelors and bachelorettes competed with innuendo-filled questions for a chance at romance.
Woman: [on TV] If I were a car, describe the hand-wash I could expect from you.
Adam: The words they're saying are innocent, but the meanings are not. [chuckles]
Beverly: Just so you know, Squishy, if we were ever on this show, I'd pick you every time.
Adam: In what world would we be on a dating show together?
Beverly: Never forget I will always be the first girl you ever kissed.
Adam: I never considered that until now.