Adam Quote #1246

Quote from Adam in Who's Afraid of Brea Bee?

Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was April 14th, 1980-something, and for me and my theater friends, it was a big day... finding out who was cast in our school play.
Ms. Cinoman: As you all know, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? will be the school's first foray into mature theater.
Emmy: Hey, there's only one name up there. Your auditions stunk, like a homemade sauerkraut you make in your tub. I live alone. So what?
Adam: Holy balls! It's my name.
Ms. Cinoman: You wowed me, Adam F. Goldberg, like a young Paul Newman, but more charactery in the face.
Adam: That's for sure an insult, but I don't care. I'm playing George.

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Barry: But I keep nothing from them. Intimate financial details, anatomical distresses, historical shames... it's all for public consumption.

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Quote from Adam

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Getting the lead was the highest honor for a drama kid, and it wasn't just some silly musical. For the first time, I was going to act.
Brea: I'm so psyched for you.
Adam: Right? It's like I'm whoever the best athlete in the world is, but for theater.
Brea: So, the Michael Jordan of theater?
Adam: I'll take your word for it, but maybe.