Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was April 14th, 1980-something, and for me and my theater friends, it was a big day... finding out who was cast in our school play.
Ms. Cinoman: As you all know, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? will be the school's first foray into mature theater.
Emmy: Hey, there's only one name up there. Your auditions stunk, like a homemade sauerkraut you make in your tub. I live alone. So what?
Adam: Holy balls! It's my name.
Ms. Cinoman: You wowed me, Adam F. Goldberg, like a young Paul Newman, but more charactery in the face.
Adam: That's for sure an insult, but I don't care. I'm playing George.