Beverly Quote #1362
Quote from Beverly in Bever-lé
Essie Karp: Hi! Is your mom in? We just need more body-shaping supplements. You know, for our health?
Virginia Kremp: Uh, Beverly, your loyal customers are here. I got cash from the register at the flower shop.
Beverly: Yeah, ladies, I don't think this is a good idea.
Virginia Kremp: Give me more pills now, please!
[Erica slams the door]
Erica: Are you happy now?
Beverly: I just wanted to make some extra dough, not turn my gal pals into druggies! They do look amazing, though.
Erica: Mom, when did making money become so important?
Beverly: I don't know. Maybe when we saw Jane Bales at Gimbels.
Erica: So, this is all because you're jealous that she shops in the front of the store?
Beverly: I'm not jealous that she pays retail. I'm jealous that she's got her own money. I'm jealous that she doesn't have to worry about spending her husband's. And I'm jealous of the way you were looking at her.
Erica: Mom.
Beverly: Exactly. I'm a mom. More than anything, a mom who wants to be a role model for her daughter. Instead, I'm just a drug dealer. [knock on door]
Virginia Kremp: Open the freakin' door now!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Bever-lé’ Quotes
Quote from Bill Lewis
Barry: Dad, hurry, it's almost kickoff! [sighs] Maybe I should have tried out.
Bill Lewis: Probably for the best. I've had a headache for 36 years.
Vic: Oh, [scoffs] that's nothin'. I can turn this foot all the way around like an owl's head.
Bill Lewis: I got hit so hard on a crossing route, I was legally dead for 3 minutes.
Vic: Try 5. I saw my granny on a cloud. She told me to rub some dirt on it and then go block somebody.
Bill Lewis: I took a helmet to the stomach so hard, I no longer have a belly button.
Vic: I don't have any toes.
Bill Lewis: This isn't baldness. I got the hair tackled right off of my head. [Vic gasps]
Barry: Why do they let anyone play this game?
Bill Lewis: 'Cause it's the best.
Vic: So many good memories. I love it.
Quote from Pops
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Barry was preparing for his big NFL tryout, and every moment was an opportunity to train.
Pops: Hey, Bar, toss me a plum.
Murray: No, no, no, no, no. Snap it to him.
Barry: You know it, Coach Dad. Plum comin' in! Boom!
Pops: [catches fruit] That's a papaya.
Barry: Professional hike!
Pops: Apple.
Barry: Yi! [glass breaks]
Pops: Pear!
Barry: Yi! [clatter]
Pops: Tangelo! You know what might be a nice lesson, Coach Dad? The difference between a banana and a plum.
Quote from Barry
Barry: So, what do you want to talk about?
Murray: I don't know. I... Anything, everything. What are you interested in?
Barry: [sighs] Nunchucks, the vocal stylings of Big Daddy Kane. [chuckles] I melted a Nerf Ball with a blowtorch.
Murray: We'll find something.