Adam Quote #1201
Quote from Adam in Quaker Warden
Principal Ball: She's a blonde whack-a-mole. She'll just pop right back up somewhere else.
Adam: Just find her a job outside the classroom with no real authority.
Principal Ball: There's nothing. Unless...
Mr. Woodburn: Unless what? I'm desperate here, man. I got the endothermic process coming up on the syllabus. I don't know what the [bleep] that is!
Principal Ball: I could make her Quaker Warden!
Adam: Quaker what?
Principal Ball: It's an archaic position in charge of enforcing Quaker values. It hasn't been filled in this school for 87 years. Here is the last one. The late, great Eunice D. Eunice.
Adam: Is that a scar on her face?
Principal Ball: It's a smile.
Adam: But Quaker Warden sounds pretty lofty. Are you sure you want to give my mom any power?
Principal Ball: Here's the genius of it all... it can take forever to get your certification. She'll be gummed up in Quaker red tape for so long, all of us will be long dead before she gets in.
Mr. Woodburn: Death! The final victory!
Adam: I don't know. I think she'll see right through this one.
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‘Quaker Warden’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Barry: Welcome to Revenge 101, a master class in destroying your enemies.
Murray: This is already the greatest regret of my life.
Barry: All comments will be taken after the presentation.
Murray: Just get to it.
Barry: Lesson 1... get BUFF.
Bill Lewis: But that would take a lifetime of diet and exercise and a zest for life that your father clearly doesn't have.
Murray: Yeah, yeah, yeah, what he said.
Barry: No, the "B" is for "Bother."
Erica: Sure, teach what you know.
Barry: The "U" is for "Undermine." You need to spread gossip, gossip, gossip, gossip.
Bill Lewis: Is he a genius or a halfwit? I can't tell.
Barry: "F" is for "Fibbing." A gentle lie can work wonders.
Murray: Get to the last "F" so I can go back up to my chair.
Barry: And the final "F," of course, is for "F.L.O.R.F."
Bill Lewis: Sakes alive! Is that an acronym within an acronym?
Barry: Please, I don't even know what an acronym is.
Quote from Dave Kim
Dave Kim: And how can a turtleneck be too risqué? I haven't seen my own neck in years!
Quote from Beverly
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, my mom was at school as much as I was. She berated our principal, terrified our teachers, and embarrassed us with endless pop-ins. But I was finally a senior, which meant our time at William Penn was winding down... or so I thought.
Adam: Welp, this is my stop. A fine day to you, madame.
Beverly: Not so fast, mister. You have to pay the full fare. Beep boopity boop. Okay, that'll be three butterfly kisses and a head sniff.
Adam: You know what? Have at it.
Beverly: What? You never let me just have my way with your neck meat.
Adam: There's only 68 more drop-offs till I'm out of this place, so I figure, why fight it anymore?
Beverly: Well, a win's a win. Now, bring that luscious noggin over to Mama. What the hell?!