Murray Quote #918
Quote from Murray in Geoff's New Hat
Adult Adam: [v.o.] While Barry was failing to lead the JTP, my dad was leading my mom to the basement.
Murray: All right, take the mask off. [Beverly gasps] Welcome to the rest of your life.
Beverly: There's a hot tub. In my basement?
Murray: And check it out. There's clouds-and-sky wallpaper to transport you to the great outdoors.
Beverly: Makes me wonder why you didn't just put it outdoors.
Murray: Then what would I do with the wallpaper?
Beverly: You know what, Murray? Thank you. Thank you. I knew you wanted to connect with me, too.
Murray: Well, bon appétit, or whatever it is people say when they first get into a hot tub.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Geoff's New Hat’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Adult Adam: [v.o.] While Barry prepared to give his friends a surprise, my dad was trying to figure out what happened to his.
Murray: Why is there a sign outside that says "hot tub for sale"?
Adam: Because, once again, you massively disappointed your wife.
Murray: Whoa! Easy.
Adam: You easy! She roped me into a mother-son soak before I had the good sense to put that sign out front.
Murray: It's not my fault.
Adam: Of course it is! My foot accidentally touched hers under the water while she talked about the lack of intimacy in her marriage. I took a lot of steps backward today 'cause of you, man.
Murray: Fine. I'll take care of it.
Adam: Damn right you will. Tonight we're pushing cuticles and scrubbing heels. All of her foot business is falling on me.
Murray: Good! You'll be motivated to help. Come on.
Quote from Barry
Geoff: Barry, if I didn't know any better, I'd say there's something deeper going on.
Barry: Nonsense.
Naked Rob: Yeah, it seems like you're a little afraid of change.
Barry: I'm only afraid of two things, okay... a room full of grandfather clocks and a baby holding my stare.
Andy: No one is saying you have to change, too.
Barry: Or everyone's saying it. You know what? I'll show you all how bad change can be.
Quote from Bill Lewis
Adult Adam: [v.o.] While Barry wasn't excited about seeing Geoff's new look, my dad wasn't excited about seeing Bill and Dolores' new love.
Murray: You two know we're here also, right?
Bill Lewis: Sorry, Mur. It's been years since I've enjoyed the female touch. Other than my lady podiatrist. But you can't go to the foot doctor every week. Believe me, I've tried.
Beverly: Well, no need to apologize, Bill. I think it's sweet how in love the two of you are.
Bill Lewis: Thanks, Bev. Now if I'm hit with a crushing wave of loneliness, I know it's for a deeper, more unfixable reason.