Beverly Quote #1221

Quote from Beverly in The Prettiest Boy in School

Virginia Kremp: Um, what's happening here?
Geoff: Oh, uh, Barry, Erica, and Mrs. G are trapped in this cycle of codependence that's growing worse by the hour. I call it the "Great Regression," but I'm open to pitches.
Beverly: Here's a pitch. Shut your dumb hole.
Linda Schwartz: Bevy! That's my son!
Beverly: Okay, but I only get my babies for one week this summer. I'm making the most of it.
Virginia Kremp: Beverly, they're adults, and you deserve to have an adult relationship. I've developed one with my boys, and it's one of the things I'm most proud of.
Beverly: Well, I know it's not your hedges.
Virginia Kremp: You never returned my clippers!
Beverly: Okay, this magazine club is over. Uh, I've got babies to tend to.

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 ‘The Prettiest Boy in School’ Quotes

Quote from Adam

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, the first day of school wasn't exactly magical for me. Yep, getting bullied, hazed, and generally tortured for being a geek had become a tradition. But this year felt different.
Adam: Adam? More like, A-Damn!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] I changed up my look over the summer, and it did not go unnoticed.
JC Spink: Yo, Big Adam! AFG!
Adam: Wow, so many new nicknames and none of them insulting or about my gentleman's cankles.
JC Spink: Party at my place in an hour.
Adam: Uh, pretty sure we still have school in an hour, but I love the invite.

Quote from Adam

Adam: There's the prettiest girl in school.
Brea: Aw! Well, I think you're the prettiest boy in school.
Adam: My mom does say I have a long torso like Cheryl Tiegs.
Brea: I know she does. [sighs] See you at lunch.

Quote from Mr. Glascott

Mr. Glascott: What in the Oprah Show Miracle Makeover is this?
Adam: Mr. Glascott. How was your summer?
Mr. Glascott: Terrible. As you know, guidance counseling isn't very lucrative, so I took a summer job mowing the local golf course. I saw two alligators.