Barry Quote #1069
Quote from Barry in Island Time
Waitress: Hey! There's the happy couple!
Barry: Yeah, we're not married. I can't pretend anymore.
Waitress: Oh, no! Oh, don't give up yet.
Ren: No, he's saying we were never a couple.
Waitress: Okay. Mr. Ferguson, why don't you tell me some of the things that you love about Mrs. Ferguson?
Barry: But I don't...
Waitress: Come on. What kind of a two‐day sober buffet waitress would I be if I let you two split up without trying to help?
Barry: Fine. I guess I love how she can turn a bad situation into the most fun I ever had, and how she can turn strangers into lifelong friends, and how when she kisses me, wherever I am becomes paradise.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Island Time’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Mr. Perott: Adam, these scores are not so hot. I thought nerds were good at math.
Adam: I'm more of a geek. W‐ We're still social and physical klutzes with quirky personalities, but we have intense passions for fringe interests.
Mr. Perott: And what's a dweeb?
Adam: Look, it's a rich continuum of discomfort, but what should I do about my test scores?
Quote from Murray
Beverly: So?
Murray: Why have we never been to Portugal?
Beverly: Who gives a crap about Portugal? How'd it go with Adam's guidance counselor?
Murray: I think Adam's gonna spend about a year figuring it out.
Beverly: What?! No, you were supposed to be the bad cop!
Murray: You know, I've never been barefoot on anything but tile. Tile, Bevy! It's no way to live!
Quote from Beverly
Adam: Inside this envelope is my PSAT scores.
Beverly: The warm‐up test before the real test. Oh! The stakes have never been higher.
Pops: That sounds wrong, but sure.
Beverly: What's in this envelope could guarantee a full ride to an ivy or shame you into a state school, where your friends will be dentists, newspaper writers, and, God forbid, teachers.