Barry Quote #1061

Quote from Barry in Island Time

Barry: Alright, enough local color. Let's hit the pool.
Andy: No way, man. I've been on a schedule all semester. I'm on island time now.
Naked Rob: And according to my timepiece, it's relax o'clock.
Barry: Fine! I'll swim alone then.
Lon MacDowell: Well, don't open your eyes or swallow. We over‐chlorinate on account of all the water lice.
Barry: I'm starting to think this hastily planned discount vacation to a trash island is not gonna be the spring break of my dreams.

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Quote from Adam

Mr. Perott: Adam, these scores are not so hot. I thought nerds were good at math.
Adam: I'm more of a geek. W‐ We're still social and physical klutzes with quirky personalities, but we have intense passions for fringe interests.
Mr. Perott: And what's a dweeb?
Adam: Look, it's a rich continuum of discomfort, but what should I do about my test scores?

Quote from Murray

Beverly: So?
Murray: Why have we never been to Portugal?
Beverly: Who gives a crap about Portugal? How'd it go with Adam's guidance counselor?
Murray: I think Adam's gonna spend about a year figuring it out.
Beverly: What?! No, you were supposed to be the bad cop!
Murray: You know, I've never been barefoot on anything but tile. Tile, Bevy! It's no way to live!

Quote from Beverly

Adam: Inside this envelope is my PSAT scores.
Beverly: The warm‐up test before the real test. Oh! The stakes have never been higher.
Pops: That sounds wrong, but sure.
Beverly: What's in this envelope could guarantee a full ride to an ivy or shame you into a state school, where your friends will be dentists, newspaper writers, and, God forbid, teachers.