Adam Quote #868
Quote from Adam in Dave Kim's Party
Adam: Thanks for picking me up, Johnny.
Johnny: Eh, it's the least I could do after you bought all those kegs.
Adam: Kegs? What are you talking about?
Johnny: You know, that money you left for me in that envelope in that drawer in your room.
Adam: What?! My Garbage Pail Kids emergency fund?!
Johnny: Honestly, who's worse... me or you?
Adam: Fine! It'll all be worth it when I wow Brea with these sweet Z. Cavaricci pants.
Johnny: I'm not so sure. Is she into little nervous pirates?
Adam: Doesn't matter, as long as Brea shows and we share a moment.
Johnny: So, your plan is to wear lady pants to a party in the hopes of spending a quiet moment with a girl way out of your league?
Adam: Admittedly, the plan has wrinkles.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Dave Kim's Party’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Whether they did or they just happened to be in the store, they got to witness maybe the first-ever dramatic reading of a cookbook.
Beverly: "1/2 cup cream. Two sticks of butter, cubed. Toss into margarine until combined"!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And once my mom got going, she didn't want to stop...
Beverly: "Whisk gently with water until the clumps... have dissipated."
Adult Adam: [v.o.] ...or stay totally on topic.
Beverly: You know, I like to think I do for Parm what Madam Curie did for, uh... well, whatever it is she did.
Erica: Should we be worried Mom won't handle all this attention in a positive way?
Murray: Nah. She'll be fine.
Beverly: I have a husband and three children, and yet, today, my life began!
Quote from Barry
Barry: Okay, book guy, buckle up, 'Cause I got a few ideas guaranteed to be best sellers.
Mr. Whitby: Wow me.
Barry: Think "The Shining," but instead of the hotel, it's the beach, and instead of ghosts, it's hot chicks.
Mr. Whitby: Okay.
Barry: You know how people like the Bible, right? What if there was a sequel?
Mr. Whitby: I'm an atheist.
Barry: Dracula, but a book.
Mr. Whitby: I have news for you.
Barry: A book of poems that's been hollowed out to hide nunchucks.
Mr. Whitby: My people will be in touch. And I'm far enough away now to tell you that that was a lie.
Quote from Dave Kim
Adam: There they are. Well, welcome to party plan central.
Dave Kim: Is it too late to discuss alternate venues?
Adam: Yep. Let's plan this beast, keeping in mind we need this party to be cool and inviting to redheaded 17-year-old girls who I know play volleyball. I'll start. A volleyball.
Dave Kim: Here's something fun... BYOB, "bring your own broom."
Johnny: My turn. 50 kegs.
Brian Walls: Giant speakers that will blow out car windows.
JC Spink: A party donkey.
Carla: A no-rules foam room and a giant fish tank full of hammerheads.
Dave Kim: Disposable shoe covers, like at an open house.