Barry Quote #987
Quote from Barry in It's a Wonderful Life
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And so, the next day, the JTP played the meanest prank ever... They pretended Barry didn't exist.
Barry: Morning, JTP. Who wants to start this day by tossing this bowling ball I found off the roof?
Matt: Can we help you, stranger? You seem to have wandered into the wrong house.
Barry: Don't be stupid, stupid Matt Bradley. It's me.
Naked Rob: And you are...
Barry: What? It's me. Big Tasty. Your charismatic and angry leader who doesn't like to be questioned before his morning Hawaiian Punch.
Andy: Take it easy, okay? W- We just don't know you.
Barry: Of course you do, you ship-in-a-bottle captain, Andy. Look at the photo of us inside the... What? Where's my gorgeous face and rugged features?
Naked Rob: Not in that picture of the J.A.G... The Jenkintown Association of Guys.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘It's a Wonderful Life’ Quotes
Quote from Matt
Adam: Fine. Tell me how bad you wanna hurt him.
Andy: Well, he's rude, inconsiderate, and destructive.
Naked Rob: He did unspeakable things in my BVDs.
Adam: Say no more.
Matt: He soggied my cotton bottoms.
Adam: What part of "no more" don't you understand?
Matt: He freckled my Fruit of the Looms.
Adam: I get it.
Matt: He skidded my scanties!
Adam: I have a full picture!
Quote from Pops
Beverly: Everyone, shut your nog holes! Look at the Kremps' Christmas card.
Pops: They're literally glowing. They look like the Kennedys... But with no Teds.
Quote from Barry
[fantasy:]
Naked Rob: [enters] Afternoon, gents.
Matt & Andy: Gorgeous Rob!
Barry: "Gorgeous" Rob? You're Naked Rob, and that's all you'll ever be.
Pops: Without you to pants Rob in second grade, Naked Rob never came to be. He built his identity based on a love of high-quality Italian menswear.
Naked Rob: Hope you guys don't mind. I brought a party sub. And a party.
Andy: It's our wives, who cherish us not just for our success, but for our high self-esteem.
Matt: Let's kiss them and watch football.
Andy: Yeah.
Barry: No! No! You don't have wives! You have me! And I matter! I make your lives better!