Erica Quote #453
Quote from Erica in Parents Thursday
Erica: Oh, [bleep].
Ren: Ooh, are we randomly cursing? Ass!
Erica: No. It's Parents Weekend.
Ren: I know. I'm stoked. Gene and Rita are taking me somewhere fancy to eat.
Erica: Gene and Rita? That's so informal. It's like you consider them people.
Ren: Yeah, my mom's a kickass defense attorney. She puts bad people back on the street. And, uh, my dad owns a couple restaurants in the city.
Erica: Wow, we have so much in common. I mean, my mom could have been a lawyer, and my dad owns something he calls restaurant pants.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Parents Thursday’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Adam: Gah!
Vic: I'm here to apologize. I may have said some untoward things about you being a goober, a spaz, a weenie, a total buttweed.
Adam: Yeah. I don't need a whole recap.
Vic: I also said that your flimsy, unformed child body was not only shapeless, but weak and gross.
Adam: I kinda have to get to class.
Vic: Additionally, I spoke of your manly prowess as a joke.
Adam: You know who you should really meet? Asha! Andrew!
Vic: Well, who in the hell is this smiling simpleton?
Adam: Okay, then. You three have fun.
Quote from Barry
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And with that, Parents Thursday was a go. It all kicked off at the ladies' field hockey equipment closet.
Barry: If we had a key, you'd see a lot of sticks. Moving on.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And they did, to a sketchy burrito joint nine miles from campus.
Barry: We come here all the time. What the hell is a "kimi-conga"?
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Of course, no school tour is complete without a stop at the dorm facilities room.
Barry: I push these buttons all the time. Beep, boop, beep, boop. [whirring]
Quote from Adam
Asha: So, I have to ask... How'd you beat out Andrew Gallery?
Adam: If I had to guess, pure unbridled talent.
Ms. Cinoman: Wrong. In the play, Romeo is a confused 15-year-old. I thought Adam would be perfect because he still has the wildly underdeveloped body and crude acting of a young boy.
Adam: You honor me.