Quote from Barry in Parents Thursday
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And with that, Parents Thursday was a go. It all kicked off at the ladies' field hockey equipment closet. Barry: If we had a key, you'd see a lot of sticks. Moving on. Adult Adam: [v.o.] And they did, to a sketchy burrito joint nine miles from campus. Barry: We come here all the time. What the hell is a "kimi-conga"? Adult Adam: [v.o.] Of course, no school tour is complete without a stop at the dorm facilities room. Barry: I push these buttons all the time. Beep, boop, beep, boop. [whirring]