Beverly Quote #1048
Quote from Beverly in Food in a Geoffy
Beverly: Okay, I went too far, maybe.
Adam: [scoffs] Maybe?
Beverly: Fine. I helped you cheat, and that was wrong, but do you know how hard this is for me? Barry and Erica are gone, and all you do is push me away.
Adam: Because you're all over me. You smother me with your noms.
Beverly: I know, but you're my last baby. I don't know what I'm gonna do when you leave, too.
Adam: Then why push me towards college?
Beverly: It was all I had. You're so busy being a young adult, I didn't know how else to connect. I'm sorry.
Adam: Me too. It was wrong of me to take advantage of your feelings. But you do know we still have time before college?
Beverly: So, does that mean we can still be study buddies if I promise not to overdo it?
Adam: We both know that's a promise you can't keep. But I will need to take some study breaks from time to time.
Beverly: And when you do, I'll be there. Is hugging allowed on the shunning bench?
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Food in a Geoffy’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Mr. Woodburn: Adam Goldberg... Sandra Day O'Connor.
Adam: Oh, no, thank you.
Mr. Woodburn: "No, thank you"? This should be enraging. Say your dumb words.
Adam: As you know, Mr. Coleman agreed that I'm a visual learner and always let me make a video.
Mr. Woodburn: As you know, Mr. Coleman was fired for tying a quarter to a string and stealing Rolos from the vending machines.
Adam: Paper it is. I believe you said it would be on George Lucas?
Mr. Glascott: 1,000 words on Sandra Day O'Connor.
Adam: How about Sarah Connor, the character from Terminator? Which is directed by James Cameron, which is who my paper will be on.
Mr. Woodburn: Sandra... Day... O'Connor! You know what? Everybody just sit quietly while I snap chalk!
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Ring-a-ding-ding. It's time for the Beverly Goldberg School of Learnin'.
Adam: From the same people who brought me a C?
Beverly: Woodburn had it out for us, but I think we both know if I hadn't been someone who could've been a lawyer, I could've been someone who might've been a teacher.
Adam: Wow.
Beverly: Wow, indeed.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Check out our curriculum.
Adam: A book of limericks, The Baseball Encyclopedia, The Guinness Book of World Records... Superfudge?
Beverly: These are all our books. We're gonna learn everything. Here's our syllabus for today. Math, English, home ec... That's us making a pie... Lunch... That's us eating a pie.
Adam: There's an hour-long snuggle break?
Beverly: I know it doesn't seem like enough time, but it could also be one of your electives.