Mr. Glascott: Are any of you familiar with the International Correspondence School? You may have seen their catchy TV commercials starring America's sweetheart, Sally Struthers.
Murray: Don't.
Mr. Glascott: Ooh, look. In just two short years, you can get a degree in TV/VCR repair.
Erica: But I don't want to fix TVs.
Mr. Glascott: Well, luckily, you have a bunch of other options gun repair, child daycare, learning the personal computer.
Murray: We're seeing the same thing you are. You don't have to read it out loud!
Mr. Glascott: Interior decorating? Cooking? Art? Air condition and maintenance? I mean, what does this school not have?
Murray: A campus.