Mr. Glascott Quote #31

Quote from Mr. Glascott in The Dynamic Duo

Mr. Glascott: Are any of you familiar with the International Correspondence School? You may have seen their catchy TV commercials starring America's sweetheart, Sally Struthers.
Murray: Don't.
Mr. Glascott: Ooh, look. In just two short years, you can get a degree in TV/VCR repair.
Erica: But I don't want to fix TVs.
Mr. Glascott: Well, luckily, you have a bunch of other options gun repair, child daycare, learning the personal computer.
Murray: We're seeing the same thing you are. You don't have to read it out loud!
Mr. Glascott: Interior decorating? Cooking? Art? Air condition and maintenance? I mean, what does this school not have?
Murray: A campus.

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Quote from Pops

Pops: Come on. Let's go see Adam West on the big screen before your dad ruins it forever.
Adam: Actually, the new movie stars Michael Keaton.
Pops: The guy who plays Beetle-Buzz?
Adam: Beetlejuice.
Pops: Beetle-Jazz can't be Batm'n.

Quote from Murray

Murray: Let's get something straight, little missy. Graduating from Penn State is the greatest accomplishment of my life.
Erica: Too bad, Dad. I'm going to Carnegie Mellon.
Murray: You are going to Penn State. It is cheaper, it's more affordable, and it costs less.
Erica: That's the same thing said three different ways!

Quote from Pops

Pops: Batm'n.
Adam: Batman.
Pops: That's what I said. Batm'n.
Adam: No, you're saying "Batm'n." Listen. I'm Batman!
Pops: I'm Batm'n.
Adam: I'm Batman!
Pops: I'm Batm'n.
Adam: I'm Batman! I'm Batman!
Pops: I'm Batm'n.