Will Quote #1746

Quote from Will in I, Stank Hole in One

Philip: You don't think I was too rough on Ashley?
Will: Are you tripping? You are the leader of the pack. It is your right. No, no, no. Scratch that. It is your duty as a male to assert your dominance. There, I said it, your dominance.
Philip: Really? Because your Aunt Vivian wasn't as supportive of my approach.
Will: Your approach? Man, I got one thing to say about your approach: Woof, woof, woof. You are the king of the jungle, Mufasa.
Philip: Yes, I am. Yes, I am.
Will: You are the ruler of all that you survey.
Philip: Yes.
Will: You will be obeyed!
Philip: I will be obeyed!
Will: That's right.
Philip: Yes. [as Ashley walks by] Hi, sweetie, you look awfully pretty. Well, I guess I showed her.
Will: You ain't nothing but Simba.


‘I, Stank Hole in One’ Quotes

Quote from Hilary

Hilary: I'm so excited. I just know I'm gonna win. I have a system that can't miss.
Will: Oh, yeah? What's that?
Hilary: I bet on every horse.
Will: Hilary, one of them has to win.
Hilary: I know and it doesn't matter which one. Isn't it great?

Quote from Geoffrey

Will: Hey, G, we're going down to the race track today, man. You wanna put a couple of ones on a bet?
Geoffrey: Well, I'm not much of a gambler, Master William, but since you're going... Back wheel the eighth with the one on top of the two, three and six. And in the fifth, par tri the three eight with the two and five.
Will: You got yourself a secret life going, don't you, G?

Quote from Nicky

Nicky: Mommy and Daddy won't let me watch Bad Boys.
Will: Bad Boys, huh? What you gonna do?
Nicky: I know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna run away from home.
Will: Oh, Nick. Man, come here. You're running away from home?
Nicky: That's right. I'm out of here.
Will: Whoa, whoa. Hold on a second, there, little traveling man. You running away from home, you gonna need some food. You know, bums, they don't like to share. Here you go, a little grub. Hey, and it gets a little chilly out in that night air so you probably need a jacket and a hat. Yeah. Oh, you know. And here's a few bucks, you know, in case something jump off out there. All right. You good to go, little bro.
Nicky: Aren't you gonna try and stop me?
Will: Try to stop you? No, man, with you gone that's more food for me, you know. Plus, I get to keep your turtle and that banging little bike you got.
Nicky: My turtle and my bike?
Will: I mean, somebody gotta claim all that stuff. All right, I'll stay. But not because I'm scared. Not because you're taking my stuff. And not because of that reverse psychology you tried to use on me.
Will: Well, then why you gonna stay?
Nicky: I'm 5, you dork.

Will Quotes

Quote from Papa's Got a Brand New Excuse

Will: Hey, you know what, you ain't got to do nothing, Uncle Phil. You know, it ain't like I'm still 5 years old, you know. It ain't like I'm going to be sitting up every night asking my mom: "When's Daddy coming home?" You know, who needs him? He wasn't there to teach me how to shoot my first basket, but I learned, didn't I? And I got pretty good at it too, didn't I, Uncle Phil?
Philip: Yeah, you did.
Will: Got through my first date without him, right? I learned how to drive. I learned how to shave. I learned how to fight without him. I had 14 great birthdays without him. He never even sent me a damn card. To hell with him! I didn't need him then and I don't need him now.
Philip: Will-
Will: No, you know what, Uncle Phil? I'm gonna get through college without him. I'm gonna get a great job without him. I'm going to marry me a beautiful honey, and I'm gonna have me a whole bunch of kids and I'm gonna be a better father than he ever was. And I sure as hell don't need him for that, because there ain't a damn thing he could ever teach me about how to love my kids. How come he don't want me, man?

Quote from I, Done (Part 2)

Carlton: So, Will, you haven't told me about your new place.
Will: Oh. Yeah, yeah. Uh, you know, I'm moving in soon. You know, right now they putting a Jacuzzi in and they getting the mirrors on the roof.
Carlton: So what, it's kind of a fixer-upper?
Will: Oh, no, no. No, not at all, man. Yo, this place is huge. I mean, we got floor-to-ceiling walls and wall-to-wall floors. Man, yo, it's the bomb.

Quote from Father Knows Best

Miss Sharpe: Well, will Mrs. Banks be joining us?
Will: Uh, no, I'm single. I mean, um, Ashley's mother ran out on us. Ashley was but a mere tyke at the time. I had to be both Mommy and Daddy. We went from training wheels to training bras. They both came off too soon, didn't they, kitten?