Philip Quote #39
Quote from Philip in Courting Disaster
Philip: Okay, you two. What's this all about?
Will: Carlton doesn't want me to use his basketball 'cause he's afraid I might get it in the basket.
Philip: Will you two start acting your age? What I saw on that basketball court tonight was a disgrace.
Carlton: If I'd made that last shot, I'd be the hero right now.
Philip: Carlton, the fact that you missed the shot wasn't a disgrace. You stole the ball from a member of your own team.
Will: Yeah, and if you'd passed it to me, we would've won.
Philip: Oh, you would, huh?
Will: Of course, man, I can make that shot with my eyes closed and one hand tied behind my back.
Philip: Oh, was that gonna be your next trick? 'Cause you were like a one-man circus out there.
Will: Uncle Phil, the coach told the team to pass the ball to me.
Philip: Uh-huh. Did he tell you to woof at the crowd, kiss the cheerleader between plays, and shoot the ball backwards?
Will: No, I came up with all that fly stuff myself.
Philip: That wasn't fly, Will. A real star plays with the team. Maybe you should think about that.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘Courting Disaster’ Quotes
Quote from Jazz
Vivian: Geoffrey, I'm surprised you decided to come. You're not a basketball fan.
Geoffrey: True, madam, but I have found that any game can be made interesting if you put a little money on it.
Philip: You bet on this game?
Geoffrey: $50 says Bel-Air wins it.
Hilary: Who'd take that bet?
Jazz: You rang, beautiful?
Vivian: Jazz, you bet against Will?
Jazz: Yeah. He screws up, I'm loaded.
Quote from Hilary
Carlton: How was I in the basketball game last Friday?
Hilary: You were great. I mean, you didn't make any baskets or anything but you looked cute in your uniform. I think it's great how you don't get it too sweaty. I guess it's 'cause you don't run too fast. Smart move.
Carlton: Did Dad mention me during the game?
Hilary: Oh, yeah. He did turn around to the guy behind him once and say: "Shut up. That's my son you're talking about."
Carlton: Oh.
Hilary: It's Will, isn't it?
Carlton: No, no, no. It's not.
Hilary: Carlton, talk to me. Look, it's ridiculous to compare yourself to Will. You're captain of the debate team, a straight "A" student, you're leader of the glee club. So what if Will's good at basketball?
Carlton: Thanks, Hilary. That means a lot to me.
Hilary: And besides, if that basket were two feet lower you'd be just as good as he is.
Quote from Geoffrey
Philip: Okay. Who knows, it might do him some good. Nothing like a little organized sport to straighten a guy out.
Geoffrey: Yes. It did wonders for Pete Rose.