Carlton Quote #529
Quote from Carlton in Boxing Helena
Stan: You okay?
Carlton: Me? Of course, I'm fine. I always scream like a girl when I'm working out.
Stan: [laughs] Stan Callahan. I'm the gym's personal trainer. Have you given any thoughts to private sessions?
Carlton: Well, I don't really need a personal trainer. As you can see, I've already got a good base.
Stan: Yeah, well, let's take a look. [uses calipers on Carlton's arm] Well, according to this, you're a can of Crisco.
Carlton: But spread over a good base, right?
Stan: Hey, I think you're just right for the gold package, huh?
Carlton: Gold? I think I like the sound of that.
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‘Boxing Helena’ Quotes
Quote from Nicky
Will: Never in the history of pugilistic pursuit has one so completely dominated. Muhammad, what do you have to say?
Nicky: I'm the greatest and I'm pretty. You know I made you, Howard.
Philip: What is going on here?
Will: Oh, you know, the family vowed to get in shape for the new year, so we gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna take Nicky and put him in a boxing class.
Philip: Oh, that's fine. Just make sure he learns that boxing is about athleticism and sportsmanship, not violence.
Nicky: [punching the inflatable] Now I'm gonna get medieval on you.
Will: We ain't really get to the sportsmanship part yet.
Quote from Philip
Will: Well, hey, Uncle Phil, why don't you come to the gym with us?
Philip: Oh, I'd love to, I really would, but I have so much work to do on the trial this morning.
Will: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Philip: Okay, okay, fine. I'm not going because I don't want to. And you can't make me.
Quote from Geoffrey
Carlton: Geoffrey, what do you think? Honestly.
Geoffrey: I think it's the most ridiculous costume I've ever seen.
[Ashley comes downstairs in her hot dog uniform]
Geoffrey: I stand corrected.
Will: Hey, Ashley. All ready for your first day at work?
Ashley: What was I thinking telling Daddy I'd pay for half my car? I feel like a dork. And I have to wear this same stupid uniform day after day after day.
Geoffrey: Gee, wouldn't that suck?