Stan: You okay?
Carlton: Me? Of course, I'm fine. I always scream like a girl when I'm working out.
Stan: [laughs] Stan Callahan. I'm the gym's personal trainer. Have you given any thoughts to private sessions?
Carlton: Well, I don't really need a personal trainer. As you can see, I've already got a good base.
Stan: Yeah, well, let's take a look. [uses calipers on Carlton's arm] Well, according to this, you're a can of Crisco.
Carlton: But spread over a good base, right?
Stan: Hey, I think you're just right for the gold package, huh?
Carlton: Gold? I think I like the sound of that.