Will Quote #1336
Quote from Will in Will's Up a Dirt Road
Geoffrey: Master William, come quickly. They're talking about you on the telly.
Crowd: [on TV] Save our sewers. Save our sewers. Save our sewers.
Andrea White: [on TV] This is Andrea White of KFPB. It has been reported to the National Inquisitor that Tonight Show host Jay Leno is a toxic polluter. Will Smith is the young man who photographed Leno dumping oil into the sewer systems. His story also alleges that Mr. Leno may be single-handedly responsible for destroying the rain forest, the ozone layer and the one tree that grows in Brooklyn.
Ashley: Oh, that poor little tree.
Will: Forget that tree, Ashley. Come on, I'm getting railroaded.
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‘Will's Up a Dirt Road’ Quotes
Quote from Ashley
Will: Well, I know what I gotta do.
Lisa: He's not gonna do anything stupid, is he?
Ashley: You don't know him very well, do you?
Quote from Geoffrey
Hilary: Attention, everyone. Attention. I have an announcement. My horoscope said that I will prosper in my house. So I figured I better go buy one.
Geoffrey: Hallelujah! Excuse me.
Quote from Hilary
Ashley: Hilary, that's wonderful.
Hilary: Nothing fancy. No more than six or seven bedrooms. And I don't even care if it has a wine cellar. For now.
Carlton: Wait a minute. How are you going to afford a house like that?
Hilary: I have discovered a unique method of savings. I never spend my own money. [giggles] By the way, Daddy, don't use your platinum card this month.
Carlton: Let me get this straight. All this time, you've been hoarding your salary while feasting away on the family fortune? What do you say to that, big guy?
Philip: All I heard is that she's moving.