Geoffrey: Master William, come quickly. They're talking about you on the telly.
Crowd: [on TV] Save our sewers. Save our sewers. Save our sewers.
Andrea White: [on TV] This is Andrea White of KFPB. It has been reported to the National Inquisitor that Tonight Show host Jay Leno is a toxic polluter. Will Smith is the young man who photographed Leno dumping oil into the sewer systems. His story also alleges that Mr. Leno may be single-handedly responsible for destroying the rain forest, the ozone layer and the one tree that grows in Brooklyn.
Ashley: Oh, that poor little tree.
Will: Forget that tree, Ashley. Come on, I'm getting railroaded.