Hilary Quote #338
Quote from Hilary in Reality Bites
Leeza Gibbons: [on TV] So that's all coming up today. But we'll get to that in a moment. First, I wanna talk about this so-called feud going on between Hilary Banks and me. Now, Hilary, you and I, we're part of a very special sorority. A sort of sisterhood of talk-show hosts. I love your show and I wish you lots of success. So, what do you say? Let's bury the hatchet.
Geoffrey: Ooh, that witch.
Hilary: So you see it too.
Geoffrey: All I see is a beautiful woman perched atop two of the most finely sculpted legs I've ever seen.
Hilary: Oh, like those are real.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘Reality Bites’ Quotes
Quote from Will
Ashley: Well, Dougie's his hero. Didn't you have heroes when you were a kid?
Will: Yeah, Shaft.
Ashley: And how did you feel when you found out that Shaft wasn't real?
Will: What are you talking about? No, I'm saying, he was based on an actual guy.
Ashley: No, he wasn't.
Will: He was too, Ashley.
Ashley: Shaft is fictional, Will.
Will: I'm saying, he went to Africa and everything.
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: Look at this.
Will: "Powerful Earthquake Rattles Northern Coast."
Hilary: Oh, boo-hoo. This.
Will: "Television personality Leeza Gibbons was shocked that the woman attempting to vandalize her car was none other than rival talk-show host Hilary Banks. Banks, seen here wielding a potato..."
Hilary: Wielding? I was not wielding, I was rubbing. I rubbed that damn potato all over Leeza's car and it didn't make a scratch. At least they didn't catch me putting my keys in her exhaust pipe.