Hilary Quote #333
Quote from Hilary in Reality Bites
Will: Whoa, nice flowers. Another stalker?
Hilary: I wish. I had a problem at the studio today.
Geoffrey: What happened?
Hilary: Well, I was late for my talk-show taping, so I parked in the first space I could find. I found out later it was Leeza Gibbons' spot and she had my car towed. [sighs] I was so upset, I sent these flowers to cheer myself up.
Will: Man, now who does a thing like that?
Hilary: I know, can you believe her? I don't care how high her ratings are, nobody treats Hilary Banks like this. I'll get her. And her little car too.
Will: You're not taking them diet pills again, are you?
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘Reality Bites’ Quotes
Quote from Will
Ashley: Well, Dougie's his hero. Didn't you have heroes when you were a kid?
Will: Yeah, Shaft.
Ashley: And how did you feel when you found out that Shaft wasn't real?
Will: What are you talking about? No, I'm saying, he was based on an actual guy.
Ashley: No, he wasn't.
Will: He was too, Ashley.
Ashley: Shaft is fictional, Will.
Will: I'm saying, he went to Africa and everything.
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: Look at this.
Will: "Powerful Earthquake Rattles Northern Coast."
Hilary: Oh, boo-hoo. This.
Will: "Television personality Leeza Gibbons was shocked that the woman attempting to vandalize her car was none other than rival talk-show host Hilary Banks. Banks, seen here wielding a potato..."
Hilary: Wielding? I was not wielding, I was rubbing. I rubbed that damn potato all over Leeza's car and it didn't make a scratch. At least they didn't catch me putting my keys in her exhaust pipe.