Philip Quote #349
Quote from Philip in What's Will Got to Do with It?
Will: Hey, what's up, y'all? How you doing? Man, let's see, I guess I'll get one of these. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Nas in the house. Oh, Partners In Rhyme. I love that CD.
Philip: What are you doing?
Will: Oh, I just want my piece of the pie. Well, you know, seeing as how Ashley and I have a legally binding oral agreement which guarantees my 15 percent.
Philip: [chuckles] I guess you got me there. So tell me something. How much is 15 percent of nothing?
Will: It's... Okay, 15. Hold up, 15, carry the zero. Fifteen...
Philip: Nothing, you math whiz. Fifteen percent of nothing is nothing.
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Quote from Hilary
Will: Hey, Hil. I got a great idea for your talk show. Divas: Past, present and future. On the same show you have Aretha, Whitney and Ashley.
Hilary: Who's Ashley?
Will: Your sister.
Hilary: Well, Ashley hasn't even released a single yet. I need guests who can deliver ratings. I mean, if she wants to come sit in the audience or something, you know...
Quote from Geoffrey
Will: Hey, yo, man, is Ashley really that bad?
Geoffrey: I'm afraid so, Master William. Perhaps later on we could pour some water on her and watch her melt.
Quote from Will
Will: You know what I'm talking about, Uncle Phil. I got the deal, then I got the shaft.
Philip: Alright, I understand you're angry, but I'm asking you to come home.
Will: Home? I have no home.
Philip: All right. You cannot live here forever.
Will: I ain't planning on living here forever. Just till I'm dead.
Mr. Weisman: Smith, we gotta talk.
Will: Look, not now, Mr. Weisman, I'm in the middle of a meeting.
Mr. Weisman: No, you're not. Your lease ran out last week. I want you out of here by the end of today. I got the worst luck with tenants.