Carlton Quote #380
Quote from Carlton in What's Will Got to Do with It?
Will: OH, what are you doing here? Doesn't Ashley got some boots that need licking?
Carlton: Well, she found out I was skimming money off the top, so she fired me. Her own brother.
Will: Face it, man, family means nothing to Ashley no more. Look what she did to me.
Carlton: Yeah, well, at least you still have your 15 percent. All I got was a promise she wouldn't press charges.
Will: Hey, wait, wait, wait. Whoa. What are you talking about? I don't have no 15 percent.
Carlton: Will, you had an oral agreement with Ashley. That's legally binding. Just ask Kim Basinger.
Will: You're right, man, I didn't even think about that. Thanks a lot, C. I think I'll slide down to this record store and give the good news to Little Miss Fat Head.
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Hilary: Who's Ashley?
Will: Your sister.
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Geoffrey: I'm afraid so, Master William. Perhaps later on we could pour some water on her and watch her melt.
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Will: You know what I'm talking about, Uncle Phil. I got the deal, then I got the shaft.
Philip: Alright, I understand you're angry, but I'm asking you to come home.
Will: Home? I have no home.
Philip: All right. You cannot live here forever.
Will: I ain't planning on living here forever. Just till I'm dead.
Mr. Weisman: Smith, we gotta talk.
Will: Look, not now, Mr. Weisman, I'm in the middle of a meeting.
Mr. Weisman: No, you're not. Your lease ran out last week. I want you out of here by the end of today. I got the worst luck with tenants.