Will: OH, what are you doing here? Doesn't Ashley got some boots that need licking?
Carlton: Well, she found out I was skimming money off the top, so she fired me. Her own brother.
Will: Face it, man, family means nothing to Ashley no more. Look what she did to me.
Carlton: Yeah, well, at least you still have your 15 percent. All I got was a promise she wouldn't press charges.
Will: Hey, wait, wait, wait. Whoa. What are you talking about? I don't have no 15 percent.
Carlton: Will, you had an oral agreement with Ashley. That's legally binding. Just ask Kim Basinger.
Will: You're right, man, I didn't even think about that. Thanks a lot, C. I think I'll slide down to this record store and give the good news to Little Miss Fat Head.