Philip Quote #296

Quote from Philip in 'Twas the Night Before Christening

[Christmas 1998:]
Philip: You go to sleep, Nicky. I'm gonna go downstairs and make sure that Geoffrey remembered to put out some cookies for Santa.
Nicky: Don't eat too many, okay, Daddy?
Philip: Ho, ho, ho.
Nicky: Daddy, can you tell me about the four middle names?
Philip: Oh, come on, Nicky, you've heard that story a hundred times.
Nicky: I know it, but I forget a lot of it, please.
Philip: Oh, all right. All right. Let me see. Most children have one middle name. But, you, my boy, have four. And it all began the night before you were christened. Yes, a lot of things were different back then.
Will: Say, Uncle Phil, can I borrow 50 bucks, man?
Philip: Of course, some things never change.

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