Geoffrey Quote #204
Quote from Geoffrey in Hex and the Single Guy
INS Agent: Geoffrey Butler, I'm agent Wanda Davis, lmmigration and Naturalization. You're in this country illegally.
Will: Uncle Phil.
INS Agent: No buts, Butler. You're being deported. Let's go.
Carlton: Oh, God. The hex has gone international.
Uncle Phil: Don't worry, I'll get the best lawyer in town.
Geoffrey: I don't need a lawyer. What I need is a judge who can be bought off, like you.
Philip: I was framed, I tell you, framed.
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‘Hex and the Single Guy’ Quotes
Quote from Geoffrey
Geoffrey: Can I help you?
INS Agent: Are you Geoffrey Butler?
Geoffrey: Yes, I am. And you must be the woman of my dreams. [she handcuffs Geoffrey] You are! Ooh.
Quote from Will
Will: Oh, boy, I love this. Halloween, the only night a Black man can walk around in this neighborhood with a mask on and not get arrested.
Quote from Carlton
Carlton: Oh, what a night. I made a killing. Twenty-six Milky Ways. And the Democrats say there's a recession.
Philip: What are you supposed to be?
Carlton: My idol, Macaulay Culkin. You know why he's my idol?
Will: Why? Because y'all the same height?
Carlton: No, because his movies have grossed over half a billion dollars worldwide. Not to mention, he's one heck of an actor.