INS Agent: Geoffrey Butler, I'm agent Wanda Davis, lmmigration and Naturalization. You're in this country illegally.
Will: Uncle Phil.
INS Agent: No buts, Butler. You're being deported. Let's go.
Carlton: Oh, God. The hex has gone international.
Uncle Phil: Don't worry, I'll get the best lawyer in town.
Geoffrey: I don't need a lawyer. What I need is a judge who can be bought off, like you.
Philip: I was framed, I tell you, framed.