Philip Quote #271
Quote from Philip in Will Goes a Courtin
Will: No, check it out. On the serious tip, you got to fix our air conditioner today. We got some people coming over for a party. And as good hosts, we'd prefer that they didn't melt.
Philip: Sorry, Uncle Phil has left the building. You're now talking to landlord Banks and he's not fixing anything until he gets his rent.
Carlton: You'll get the rent when we get the air.
Philip: What did you say?
Carlton: I'm sorry, was I talking out loud?
Will: You know what, Uncle Phil? Forget it, you win. We'll just move our little somethin'-somethin' from inside to poolside.
Philip: Oh, no, you don't. No rent, no pool, no party, no nothing.
Carlton: What does he mean by "no nothing"?
Will: Oh, don't worry about it, it's a double negative.
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‘Will Goes a Courtin’ Quotes
Quote from Will
Judge: Mr. Smith.
Will: Thank you. Your Honor, I'm from West Philadelphia, born and raised. On the playground is where I spent most of my days. I don't have a big bag of fancy courtroom tricks. Or a high-priced degree from Princeton like my worthy adversary, Judge Philip Banks. But what I do have is the truth!
Philip: Oh, shut up, Will! Your Honor, Mr. Smith is making a mockery of the entire legal system.
Will: And this man is making a mockery of a finely cut Italian suit.
Judge: Order in the court.
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: Thank you, Chet. It's good to be back. Yes, I'm here at the Farmers Market, and as you can see my fans haven't forgotten me.
Man: Why haven't you answered any of my letters?
Hilary: Well, the good news is the heat wave is over. L.A. will have a high tomorrow of only 65. [crowd cheers] Oh, sorry, that "LA" stands for Louisiana. Our high will be 112. [crowd groans] Well, they have the same abbreviation. This is Hilary Banks surrounded by ordinary people at the Farmers Market. Now back to you, Chet. Don't any of you touch me.
Quote from Geoffrey
Philip: I can't believe she wore that dress.
Geoffrey: Would you like a Swedish meatball, sir?
Philip: Don't mind if I do.
Geoffrey: Ah-ah. Only one, sir. The rest are for Master William and his friends, poolside.
Philip: What? I can't believe that he would deliberately disobey me!
Geoffrey: I wouldn't call it disobedience, sir. It's more like outright defiance.
Philip: That's it! [exits]
Geoffrey: [to himself] Dance, puppets, dance!