Hilary Quote #205
Quote from Hilary in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Hilary: [on the phone] Hi, Will. Wait, slow down. I can't understand you. No, I don't know where Mom is. Wait, what's the problem? Sure. Look, Will, I don't have time for your little pranks. I have a date. [to camera] What are you doing? Look, I'm not even playing that stupid murder game, so... Look, don't aim that thing at me.
Will: Hilary, are you there?
Hilary: Well, I hope you're all happy. Now I'm gonna have a big, ugly, red circle in the middle of my forehead. I'll look just like Carlton's yearbook picture.
Will: Hilary, no, don't hang up! Hilary.
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Quote from Will
Will: Wait a minute, here. Look, what is the matter with y'all? I mean, this is your mother. She's having a baby. Look, Aunt Viv, if I was one of your kids... I'd be short with a square head, but I'd be more than happy to be your coach.
Quote from Will
Danny: I can't take it! I can't take it! I can't take it! Oh.
[As Danny shakes Will, he crawls away and sticks his head out the sun roof]
Will: Help!
Man: [o.s.] Sorry, buddy, there ain't no doctor out here.
Will: Hey, man, I don't need a doctor, I need an exorcist.
Quote from Philip
Philip: You ready for your Lamaze class?
Vivian: Philip, you mean, you actually wanna take me? I was waiting for some lame excuse. Last week, you said your dog died.
Philip: He did.
Vivian: Philip, he died 20 years ago.
Philip: Still hurts.