Philip Quote #204
Quote from Philip in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Philip: You ready for your Lamaze class?
Vivian: Philip, you mean, you actually wanna take me? I was waiting for some lame excuse. Last week, you said your dog died.
Philip: He did.
Vivian: Philip, he died 20 years ago.
Philip: Still hurts.
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[As Danny shakes Will, he crawls away and sticks his head out the sun roof]
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Will: Hey, hey, hey. Come on, Aunt Viv. Now this is the most straight-up, honest dude I know. The day that he lies to you, may all my hair fall out.
Philip: Thank you, Will. Come on, sweetheart, we don't want to be late.
Vivian: Okay.
Philip: Okay, let me get the bags here. [groans]
Vivian: Philip. Philip, what's the matter?
Philip: It's my back, went out. You know, I think maybe if I could lay down on the couch for a couple of hours you know? [groans]
Will: Oh, my God, is my hairline receding?