Will Quote #620

Quote from Will in Mama's Baby, Carlton's Maybe

Carlton: Will, I feel so unused. I mean, promise me you won't tell anyone.
Will: Hey, Carlton, come on, man, you ain't got nothing to be ashamed of. I mean, everybody talks about how much pressure there is on girls to have sex. I mean, there's pressure on us, too. That's why we lie about it.
Carlton: You lie about it? You mean you're a virgin, too?
Will: Ssh. Keep your voice down, man. [loudly] I ain't no virgin! Sorry. Hey, look, man, when it comes to me and the honeys, I just say... [sees the minister] No way. Yucky.

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