Philip Quote #127
Quote from Philip in Something for Nothing
Mrs. Pullman: Vivian, I want to congratulate you on having such a talented daughter. Here, in case you need this.
Vivian: Thank you, but I don't smoke.
Mrs. Pullman: It's gold. It's worth something. [exits]
Vivian: I thought she was still on the wagon.
Philip: Something very strange is going on here. Excuse me. Waiter? Could we have the check, please?
Waiter: It's already been taken care of.
Philip: By whom?
[The waiter points to Mr. Firth, who waves at Philip]
Waiter: By the way, if you need to unload one of your cars, I can give you cash. I just sold a screenplay.
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Quote from Will
Carlton: Well, I'm all ready for Monte Carlo night. I've read this book cover to cover. Ask me about any odd combination.
Will: Okay, why is Michael Jackson hanging with that little boy from Home Alone?
Quote from Will
Vivian: Philip, I'm sure Will just hasn't gotten around to returning the check yet.
Philip: Vivian, when I tell Will to do something I expect for it to be done.
Will: Hey, Aunt Viv! Uncle... Phil. Whoa, you got that mad look in your eyes. Let me guess. You grabbed Geoffrey's underwear by mistake, am I right?
Quote from Ashley
Geoffrey: Something wrong, Miss Ashley?
Ashley: No. Everything's fine. [sighs]
Geoffrey: Spill it.
Ashley: Be honest. We're playing with cookies because you think I'm a kid, right?
Geoffrey: Well, yes.
Ashley: I'm 13! If these were the Middle Ages, I'd already be married and own a pair of oxen. I'm an adult. A young adult.
Geoffrey: I'll get my wallet.
Ashley: I'll get my Smurf bank.