Will Quote #224

Quote from Will in It Had to Be You

Jazz: I got an idea. I set you two up to get her out of my face, right? So why don't you set her up with some other sucker?
Will: Come on, I ain't living like that. What guy deserves a woman like your sister?
Carlton: [enters] Hi, fellas! Hope you don't mind, I borrowed your Public Enemy tape.
Will: You like Public Enemy?
Carlton: To tell you the truth, they're not half bad. [sings, jazzily] Get up get get get down 911's a joke in your town
Jazz: That used to be my favorite song.
Will: You know, Carlton, I misjudged you. You're a lot cooler than I thought. Hey, you want to go to the club with us tonight?
Carlton: Sure, but I don't have a date.
Will: Carlton, never bring a sandwich to a buffet.

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 ‘It Had to Be You’ Quotes

Quote from Jazz

Philip: Well, Jazz, I'm going to go into the kitchen for a snack. When I come back, I want you gone.
Jazz: Guess I got plenty of time then.

Quote from Philip

Geoffrey: I must say Mr. Jazz's sister is quite a charmer.
Philip: Yes, she is. Makes me question the whole theory of genetics.

Quote from Will

Janet: Gia? I'd like the swordfish and a salad. No dressing.
Gia: And what about you, Will?
Will: I'll have the- [Janet elbows Will as he looks up at Gia] I'll have the steak. Rare.
Janet: Steak is really unhealthy.
Gia: Do you need another minute?
Janet: No, no, no. He'll have the same thing I'm having. Plus a baked potato. No butter, no sour cream. Thank you.
Gia: Got it.
Will: [stammers] I like sour cream.
Janet: You used to. From now on, you need to watch that cholesterol. I'm not having my husband dying of a heart attack at 40 and leaving me to raise six kids by myself.
Will: Six kids?
Janet: That's right, baby. Three girls, three boys. And don't even think about naming one of them William.