Jazz: I got an idea. I set you two up to get her out of my face, right? So why don't you set her up with some other sucker?
Will: Come on, I ain't living like that. What guy deserves a woman like your sister?
Carlton: [enters] Hi, fellas! Hope you don't mind, I borrowed your Public Enemy tape.
Will: You like Public Enemy?
Carlton: To tell you the truth, they're not half bad. [sings, jazzily] Get up get get get down 911's a joke in your town
Jazz: That used to be my favorite song.
Will: You know, Carlton, I misjudged you. You're a lot cooler than I thought. Hey, you want to go to the club with us tonight?
Carlton: Sure, but I don't have a date.
Will: Carlton, never bring a sandwich to a buffet.