Will Quote #96
Quote from Will in Someday Your Prince Will be In Effect (Part 1)
Will: So, what's that, Carlton? You do not have a date for tonight.
Carlton: Like you do? Who are you taking, Page 42?
Will: Carlton, all I have to do is walk in a mall, and I get any girl I want. It's the law of nature. It's called the survival of the handsomest.
Carlton: Will, I don't even have to step into the mall. Girls surround me in the parking lot and rip the doors off my car.
Will: Would you like to put your money where your mouth is?
Carlton: Ah, a betting man.
Will: I bet you that I get a date and you don't.
Carlton: This is a sucker bet, Will. Within an hour, I'll have a gorgeous date and a great Halloween costume.
Will: You better buy the mask first.
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Vivian: And, Hilary, keep an eye on your little sister.
Hilary: Don't worry, mom, I see shopping at the mall as an educational experience for Ashley. When I see more and more young people shopping by catalog... Well, don't get me started.
Quote from Philip
Vivian: Alright, Philip, I'll see you at the car at 5 o'clock with the costume?
Philip: Oh, geez, Vivian, can't I wear a black robe and go as Thurgood marshal?
Vivian: Come on, Philip, be creative. Surprise me?
Philip: Okay. How about Sandra Day O'Connor?
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Quote from Papa's Got a Brand New Excuse
Will: Hey, you know what, you ain't got to do nothing, Uncle Phil. You know, it ain't like I'm still 5 years old, you know. It ain't like I'm going to be sitting up every night asking my mom: "When's Daddy coming home?" You know, who needs him? He wasn't there to teach me how to shoot my first basket, but I learned, didn't I? And I got pretty good at it too, didn't I, Uncle Phil?
Philip: Yeah, you did.
Will: Got through my first date without him, right? I learned how to drive. I learned how to shave. I learned how to fight without him. I had 14 great birthdays without him. He never even sent me a damn card. To hell with him! I didn't need him then and I don't need him now.
Philip: Will-
Will: No, you know what, Uncle Phil? I'm gonna get through college without him. I'm gonna get a great job without him. I'm going to marry me a beautiful honey, and I'm gonna have me a whole bunch of kids and I'm gonna be a better father than he ever was. And I sure as hell don't need him for that, because there ain't a damn thing he could ever teach me about how to love my kids. How come he don't want me, man?
Quote from I, Done (Part 2)
Carlton: So, Will, you haven't told me about your new place.
Will: Oh. Yeah, yeah. Uh, you know, I'm moving in soon. You know, right now they putting a Jacuzzi in and they getting the mirrors on the roof.
Carlton: So what, it's kind of a fixer-upper?
Will: Oh, no, no. No, not at all, man. Yo, this place is huge. I mean, we got floor-to-ceiling walls and wall-to-wall floors. Man, yo, it's the bomb.