Will Quote #1823
Quote from Will in Will Steps Out
Lisa: What are you doing?
Will: What am I doing? What are? Oh. What am I doing? What are you doing? I don't believe you, girl. I thought we had something real. Here I am singing stupid love songs about you and thinking about you all the time. Writing your name on every book I own. And you stepping out on me in a grocery store. You know how ridiculous that makes me look? Huh? Do you?
Lisa: Will, for the umpteenth time, I told you, Dana and I are just friends.
Will: Oh, oh. Well, let me tell you about your slimy little friend. He's just trying to gain your confidence, so he'll know when you're most vulnerable. And that's when he's gonna pounce on you like a cheetah on a rabbit.
Lisa: And you believe that?
Will: Believe it? I've done it.
Dana: Hey, man, you've got me all wrong.
Will: Hey, hey, hey. Look here, dude this is between moi and her. We don't need ya.
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Quote from Philip
Philip: You know, Geoffrey, I do believe that of all the holidays Thanksgiving is my favorite. Oh, the yams, the cranberry sauce, the pie and, of course, that big old Butterball.
Geoffrey: Well, you are what you eat.
Philip: [laughs] Did you just call me a big old Butterball?
Geoffrey: Nothing gets past you, sir.
Philip: Ha-ha-ha. You know, Geoffrey, if you're going to comment on my girth you could at least put some thought into it.
Geoffrey: I beg your pardon, sir?
Philip: Well, I mean there are just so many more interesting ways to say it. I mean, you could be poetic. His corpulent flesh rolls around his bones like a thick chocolate pudding. Huh? Or scientific. He is so huge that food comes to him from the gravitational pull alone. Huh? Ha-ha-ha. Or you could be quizzical. Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble? You could be ribald, ironic, vaudevillian, whatever. But be creative. You got that?
Geoffrey: Anything you say, sir.
Will: Hey. Hey, what's up? Oh, Uncle Phil. Uh, that elephant that trampled all them people called, he want his butt back.
Quote from Geoffrey
Ashley: Guess what, Geoffrey. We saw Lisa at the grocery store and Will used the L-word.
Geoffrey: "Leather"?
Ashley: No, "love."
Geoffrey: Tomato, tomato.
Quote from Will
Will: Well, well, look who's here, Lisa and friend.
Lisa: Oh, we need paper towels and a can opener.
Dana: Is that fat guy following us?
Lisa: What fat guy? Come on.
Dana: Excuse me, is there some reason why you're following us?
Lisa: Will?
Will: Well, it ain't Fat Albert.